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Hot! ASSME’s Swag-a-thon


Quick reminder that ASSME’s Swag-a-Thon, benefiting Housing Works—is THIS Wednesday, June 24, starting at 7pm, with open bar VeeV Vodka from 7-8pm!! If you haven’t rsvp’ed yet, please do so to [email protected]

Naturally, there’s a catch. The party is a benefit. At the door, you’ll be invited to donate a piece of swag, some branded promotional item you’ve been holding onto for no good reason. That onesie? Bring it! Your Dancing With the Stars headband? That too! These items will be raffled, with 100 percent of the proceeds going straight to supporting homeless people with AIDS and HIV. If you don’t bring this swag you will be asked for a $5 donation (which gets you three raffle tickets). Hopefully you’ll be generous and do both. See, everyone wins!

Note: If you have an especially great piece of swag to bring (for instance, ASSME President Aaron Gell has an American Idol gumball machine looking for a good home…with gum!), please email me back right now so we can plan ahead!

Hope to see you there. Details below. Please RSVP to [email protected]

Your freebies, your crass promotional trinkets yearning to breathe free!
The American Society for Shitcanned Media Elites is hosting a
WHO: Beleaguered creative types like you and everyone you know
WHERE: Fontana’s NYC @ 105 Eldridge St. between Broome and Grand
WHEN: Wed., June 24. 7 p.m. till late
Open bar with Veev cocktails, from 7 to 8 pm; recession-friendly $3 beers all night
Special Appearance By Comedy Powerhouse Seth Herzog
Music by DJ Tad Suspect
WHAT TO BRING A gently pre-owned article of absurd marketing flotsam. Housing Works will use the proceeds to help homeless people with HIV or AIDS. (Can’t bear to part with your useless crap? Spend $5 on raffle tickets and you can come in too.)

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